how dare this younger generation enjoy casual hookups and temporary dating…back in my day we got married to our first crushes when we were 18 and ended up unhappy by the time we were 40

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Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

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Maybe nice people get hurt all the time because they’d be willing to do a lot of things for others, when others wouldn’t do the same. When someone does something to hurt you, whether it’s intentional or unintentional, you know you would have never done the same to them if you had considered their feelings or at least thought about how it would affect them. If that’s the way it has to be, then I don’t want to be “nice” anymore.

"If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself."



flexing muscles sit-ups abs lifting weights push-ups physical activity running football biceps

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ideas for oitnb season 3


  • in the middle of a scene piper kerman descends from the ceiling on a zipwire wearing an array of sequined garments
  • she is carrying two machine guns and when she fires them they shoot out fireworks in the colours of the bi pride flag
  • she screams loudly ‘BISEXUALS EXIST’ before blackflipping over pornstache’s head and out of the nearest window
  • larry’s character is replaced by the chicken from season one incorporated seamlessly into his role with no explanation

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I have no interest in one night stands.

I have no interest in 6 month stands.

I have no interest in love made for movie screens.

I want for someone to take my body and soul,

and spend the rest of their life with me.

I want another human to fall asleep next to me

tomorrow and the next day and an eternity after that.

Someone who I wake up next to and never have wonder if they are going to leave. 

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